Sunday, 25 June 2017

We Have Lost The Coffee by Paul Mathews - Blog Tour Review And Extract


Today on Life Of A Nerdish Mum I am happy to be part of the blog tour for We Have Lost The Coffee by Paul Mathews. I have an exciting extract as well as my own review of the book. 

We Have Lost The Coffee

London, 2045. Three months into the Coffee Wars and Britain’s caffeine supplies are at critical levels. Brits are drinking even more tea than usual, keeping a stiff upper lip and praying for an end to it all. A secret Government coffee stockpile could save the day...but then mysteriously disappears overnight.

One man is asked to unravel the missing-coffee mystery. His name is Pond. Howie Pond. And he’s in desperate need of a triple espresso. Meanwhile, his journalist wife, Britt, is hunting royal fugitive Emma Windsor on the streets of the capital.

Can Howie save the British Republic from caffeine-starved chaos? Will the runaway royal be found? And just what will desperate coffee drinkers do for their next caffeine fix? Find out, in Paul Mathews’ latest comedy-thriller set in the Britain of the future...

My Review

We Have Lost The Coffee is the third book in the "We Have Lost" series by Paul Mathews. Though you don't have to have read the previous two books to have read this, its always good to have back ground information and character development. And well, they're good books! 

Howie Pond is a brilliant character, I love his obsession with being a secret agent and I found myself reading his voice in the style of Sean Connery. "His name is Pond, Howie Pond". His wit and charm definitely won me over and I laughed out loud at more than one point throughout the book. 

I feel the characters are all really strong and I really liked Howie's wife, Britt. She's a strong and independent woman. Britt and Howie work really well together and I think of them as a dynamic duo.

The mix of mystery and comedy go together well. I only discovered this genre last year and I'm really glad that I did as I enjoy laughing along with the characters while trying to solve mysteries, Paul Mathews has taken a well loved genre and has added a layer of fun and lightness to it that complements it and is thoroughly entertaining. 

Being set in 2045 means that the story is far enough in the future to play around with things, like having a coffee war, but everything else is recognisable. It gives the author more freedom with how things work without it being out of the ordinary for the reader. 

As to the story, with it being a mystery I don't want to say too much as I don't want to spoil what happens, but it is extremely well written and planned out and I enjoyed both story lines of the missing coffee and the missing royal, there was enough going on without it being over whelming.

A really enjoyable and funny read and one I'd recommend, especially if you love crime or mystery books but are in the mood for something a little lighter for a change. 

Overall a great book and I gave it 4 stars.  

Extract

Chapter 1

Howie sank into his synth-leather office chair, shoved a pile of newspapers to one side, and slapped a white plastic cup on his desk. As steam rose from the small opening in the top of the cup, the faint aroma of coffee entered his nostrils. Except that it wasn’t coffee. At least, not coffee as he knew it. The last real cup of coffee had been served in the Buckingham Palace canteen last week. And now he and all the other civil servants who spent Mondays to Fridays toiling away in this building for the good of the British Republic were being expected to jumpstart their days with something called ‘pseudo-caf’. It was a dumb name, Howie thought. Probably dreamt up by some hyperactive marketing trainee fresh out of college who’d never had to consume any kind of workplace stimulant in their life. And the adverts the marketeers had devised were even more annoying than the name of the product they were promoting. The thirty-second commercials had been popping up on Howie’s digi-screen all weekend, with bold promises that coffee drinkers would ‘be surprised’. But Howie didn’t want to be surprised. It was 9.00am on a Monday morning at the end of one of the toughest months in the British Republic’s sixteen-year history. He wanted the same thing he’d always wanted at the start of his working week: to jolt his body into first gear with a massive caffeine injection. This would allow him to gradually move up the gears, until his unread e-comms were only in the low hundreds. Then he could refuel at lunchtime with a pie and a pint at the Two Chairmen pub in St James’ Park. And, on his return, he would ease off the accelerator by immersing himself in the day’s press coverage, delegating journalist enquiries to his press officers, and generally making himself look busy so no one would disturb him. Yes, that was how he liked to start his working week in Westminster. But there was just one small problem with his Monday masterplan. Pseudo-caf, as its name suggested, contained no actual caffeine – just a low-grade substitute. So there was only one thing that this cheap and miserable excuse for a morning beverage was guaranteed to stimulate – a massive sense of disappointment.
As Howie picked up the cup, all the espressos, mochas and cappuccinos that had stood on his desk over the last fifteen years flashed before his eyes. He realised now that he hadn’t fully appreciated them at the time. Back then, they’d been just another part of his working day. But now they were gone, they were all he could think about. He was filled with a sickening sense of guilt when he remembered how one or two of them had sat there, going cold, and had eventually ended up being tossed in the rubbish. Then an idea came to him. Perhaps there was still a discarded coffee cup round here from last week, with traces of real coffee clinging to the bottom? Just a few drops of the real stuff might kick-start his system. But he quickly jettisoned that idea. He wasn’t that desperate. Not yet. Though he might review the situation in ten minutes’ time.
Howie reached out his right hand, picked up the plastic cup and brought it to his nose. It no longer smelt of coffee, so the chances of it tasting anything remotely like it were practically zero by now. But he’d paid ten pounds for it, so he should at least try some. He muttered a quick prayer to the caffeine gods and then jerked the cup back to his lips. A brown sludge hit his tongue like a hilltop mudslide. Before he had time to react, a cocktail of chemicals smothered his taste buds and instantly made him want to vomit. He somehow managed to slap a hand across his mouth, massage his throat and force it down. Once he was sure his mouth was sludge-free, he grimaced and released the kind of lingering groan usually only expressed by newly disturbed corpses.
Once the urge to be sick finally subsided, he stood up and marched to the waste disposal area in the corridor outside. While he was deciding which of the twenty-four different metal plates to place the cup on, a booming Irish voice interrupted his thoughts. It belonged to his chief press officer, Conor O’Brean.
‘I see you’ve already experienced the delights of pseudo-caf, sir.’
‘That’s one way of putting it,’ replied Howie, dropping the cup onto a random waste disposal plate. A hole opened up and the cup disappeared down a chute with an impressive whooshing sound.
‘I managed to drink half a cup of it by holding my nose. But I don’t feel stimulated in the slightest.’ Conor put his hand against the wall for support. ‘When do you think this coffee chaos is going to end, sir?’
‘It depends on how long these Coffee Wars drag on. Though with that idiot Ruffle in charge of global trade negotiations, I don’t hold out much hope for a swift resolution.’
Conor fumbled with his emerald-green tie. ‘You know me, sir. I never like to say a bad word about our esteemed political colleagues. But, in Vice President Ruffle’s case, I’ll make an exception.’ He took a step nearer to Howie and lowered his voice. ‘You know, I caught him stealing one of our doughnuts on his last visit to the press office.’
Howie took a moment to digest this shocking news. ‘You are joking?’
Conor shook his head. ‘Doughnut theft is no laughing matter, sir. He was as drunk as a prince, which is the only mitigating factor in his defence.’
‘For king’s sake!’ cursed Howie. ‘Was this on Friday?’
‘Yes, sir.’
Howie rolled his eyes. ‘Ruffle is always drunk on a Friday.’
‘And a good few Thursdays, too. And one or two Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays, now I come to think about it.’
An authoritative electronic voice interrupted their conversation. ‘Incorrect waste disposal selection. Please try again.’ Howie’s plastic coffee cup zipped back out of the chute and the hole closed below it, so it stood once again on a metal plate.
‘Even the waste disposal units won’t drink this synthetic muck,’ grumbled Howie.
‘Allow me,’ replied Conor, picking up the cup and placing it on a different metal plate. ‘This chute accepts any old rubbish.’ And the cup disappeared with a whoosh for a second time.
‘Yeah, well, I think you’ll find the British public only accept the best when it comes to their coffee. They won’t put up with drinking this crap for too long.’
‘I think the more high-end synthetic coffee is a bit more drinkable, sir. You’ve got to pay for it, though – up to six times the price of the real thing.’
‘Six times?! That’s ridiculous!’
‘Supply and demand, sir. Someone’s making money out of it, that’s for sure.’ Conor tapped his nose. ‘And, of course, some people round here have their own plentiful supplies of the real stuff.’
Howie’s ears pricked up. ‘Who do you mean? Retail coffee ran out six weeks ago. And the rules were the same for everyone – one coffee item per citizen per week until the shelves were empty.’
Conor checked that no one was within listening distance. ‘Let’s just say, some people in positions of power consider themselves to have more rights than the average citizen.’
‘You mean vice presidents?’
‘Higher than that.’
‘You’re saying the president has got a secret coffee stash?’
‘Correct, sir. I saw it with my own eyes.’
This was a stunning revelation. President Winner prided himself on his man-of-the-people image. If word got out that he was secretly stashing coffee, it could create a media storm that Howie and his press officers would be dealing with for weeks. But, much more importantly, it meant there was real coffee within a hundred-metre radius.
‘When did you see this?’ asked Howie.
‘I turned up a little early for President Winner’s interview with The Republican newspaper last Tuesday. He was getting ready for his Las Vegas trip and his office was a terrible mess. I was waiting for the great man to get himself organised, when I spotted the packets of coffee in one of his desk drawers.’
Howie could feel his pulse quickening. ‘What were they? Just your normal instant or something a bit more special?’
‘Oh, they were special, sir.’ Conor’s eyes drifted upwards as he relived the memory. ‘Very special.’
‘Come on,’ urged Howie. ‘Don’t keep me in suspense. What was it?’
‘Brazilian premium roasted,’ announced Conor, as if delivering a message from the caffeine gods.
Howie gasped. ‘How many packets?’
‘Half a dozen, I’d say. Enough to keep you and me in triple espressos for a fortnight, at least.’
‘Does anyone else know about it?’ asked Howie, his voice trembling.
‘No one within my personal coffee-drinking circle, sir. I was thinking we could just keep this between ourselves. And …’ Conor turned away.
‘And what, Conor?’
‘No. It’s a bad idea.’
‘What is?’
‘Forget I said anything.’
‘You haven’t said anything yet, so just tell me what you were going to say!’ shouted Howie, loudly enough for someone fifty metres down the corridor to stick their head out of an office door, tut in his direction and then retreat back inside.
Conor fished a handkerchief from his trouser pocket, placed it over his mouth and began explaining. ‘I was thinking that maybe we could locate some of that coffee in the president’s private office and … how shall we say, sir? Borrow it.’
‘Borrow it?’
‘Yes. Until such time as Brazilian premium roasted is back on the supermarket shelves.’
‘But what about the private secretaries? They’re always in there.’
‘Not right now, sir. I popped round five minutes ago. There’s a message on the digi-screen above the door saying they’re having one of those new VideoSat conferences with the president in the Tech lounge and they’ll be back at ten o’clock.’ He cleared his throat noisily. ‘So we could go round there right now. Our new digi-passes should get us in.’
Howie’s head was telling him that breaking into the president’s desk while he was away at a presidential summit and ‘borrowing’ his coffee probably wasn’t the professional or ethical thing to do. But it was a Monday and he was already feeling ratty without his usual caffeine fix. So what the hell. ‘Okay, let’s do it.’ He took a deep breath. ‘And there’s no time like the present.’
Without another word, they hurtled up the corridor as fast as two overweight, caffeine-starved, middle-aged men could travel until they arrived at the office of President Zayn Winner. Conor touched his digi-pass to a keypad and the metal door slid open. Just as the digi-screen outside had promised, there was nobody in the office.
‘Which desk was it?’ asked Howie, as the door slid shut.
Conor pointed towards the far corner of the room. ‘That one over there, sir – bottom drawer.’
Howie rushed over to the desk and grabbed the drawer’s handle. But it wouldn’t budge. ‘It’s locked. Do you know where the key is?’
‘No. But it can’t be far away.’ Conor wandered over and began searching through the various stationery holders on the desk. ‘He usually hides his keys in one of these little fellas.’
After a few minutes of frantic searching, they still hadn’t located the key.
‘I know!’ announced Howie, pointing at a row of golden trophies on one of the bookshelves. ‘Let’s try under his Hollywood awards.’
Conor, who was considerably taller than Howie, reached up and grabbed the biggest statue – a large golden orb. He brought it down and squinted at the inscription. ‘First place in the 2037 Hollywood all-comers ping-pong tournament.’
‘The pinnacle of his career,’ noted Howie drily.
Conor rummaged on the shelf where the award had been standing. ‘No key here, sir. I’ll try the one next to it.’ Conor replaced the trophy and picked up its neighbour – a mounted silver face mask – and read its inscription. ‘This one is for Hollywood nose job of the year, 2035.’
‘Are there any you can see for his acting?’
Conor went on tiptoes and surveyed the row of golden trophies. ‘No, I can’t see any accolades for his thespian pursuits, sir.’
‘Not surprising, if you’ve seen his movies.’ Howie surveyed the office. ‘The president’s autobiography is around here somewhere. He reads it every day. I’m pretty sure it’s the only book he’s ever read – not counting comic books. He probably slips the desk key in between the pages.’
Conor picked up a book in the middle of the president’s desk and read the title. ‘Once a Winner, Always a Winner.’
‘That’s the one. Have a quick flick through it.’
Conor obeyed the instruction and, to Howie’s delight, a small key dropped out.
‘We’ve struck caffeine gold, sir!’ shouted Conor.
Howie couldn’t help whooping in delight and performing a little jig around the desk. ‘Howie Pond and Conor O’Brean – coffee hunters of the year, 2045!’
Conor grinned. ‘Your Irish dancing leaves a lot to be desired, sir.’
‘Just get that key in the bloody lock and let’s free this coffee from captivity!’
The pair of them giggled like naughty schoolboys and knelt down beside the drawer. The key fitted perfectly, the drawer slid open and they were soon each holding three packets of Brazilian premium roasted coffee.
They barely had time to congratulate themselves before the office door slid open and the familiar figure of Martha Blake, Head of the National Security and Intelligence Service, was standing in front of them – looking slightly startled.
Martha’s eyes flicked around the scene of the caffeine crime. ‘Would one of you two gentlemen care to explain what you’re doing?’
Howie raised his eyebrows in greeting. ‘Ah, how lovely to see you, Martha. The two of us were just, erm …’ He turned to Conor. ‘Remind me what we were doing again, Conor.’
‘Erm … just testing the robustness of the president’s desk security, madam. And I regret to inform you that the key to the president’s desk drawer was relatively easy for us to locate.’
‘Yes, th-th-that’s right,’ stuttered Howie. ‘I’ll have a word with the security people.’ He gazed down at his coffee booty. ‘Probably best if Conor and I look after this little lot for the time being – until the president gets back from Vegas.’
Martha stared at them in disbelief. ‘I wasn’t born yesterday. You were liberating the president’s personal coffee stash.’ She sighed wearily. ‘And I suggest you put it back.’
Howie paused to think. ‘Could we maybe just take a packet each?’
Martha’s arched eyebrows informed them this wasn’t going to be an option.
‘Maybe we could just share a packet between us?’ suggested Conor.
‘Put it all back where you found it. And then, as far as I’m concerned, if anyone asks, that’s all you did – find it and put it back.’
‘Don’t people who return things to their rightful owner normally receive a reward?’ enquired Conor, with a hopeful grin.
‘Not always. Now go back to the press office, Conor. I have business with your boss.’
This was a double blow. Not only was Howie having to give up his recently discovered coffee treasure, Martha had business with him. And that could only mean one thing – large amounts of work for Howie on a Monday. Possibly running into Tuesday. Maybe even for the rest of the week.
Howie and Conor reluctantly returned the coffee to its hiding place. Then Conor popped the key back in the book and left the room in chastened silence.
Martha walked up to Howie with a determined glint in her eyes. ‘Now, Howie, you can escort me to the White Drawing Room. You and I are going to have a little chat.’
Howie’s heart sank into his socks. Little chats always meant big trouble.

About The Author


Paul Mathews is a 40-something British guy who's given up his 9-to-5 job in London to become a full-time comedy novelist. Why did he make this bold step? Well, he'd had enough of crazy managers and uncooperative printers. So one afternoon, after nearly 20 years working at the heart of the British Government, he shut down his computer, deleted all his emails and escaped the office - never to return. (Okay, it wasn't quite as dramatic as that, but he is a fiction writer, so please cut him a little slack.)

His two decades working as a Government press officer gave him an invaluable insight into all the key elements of modern government: bureaucracy, bungling, buffoonery, buck-passing and other things that don't begin with the letter 'b' - such as politicians with huge egos and very little talent. He's now putting that knowledge to use by writing about a British Government of the future - where, believe it or not, the politicians are even bigger idiots than the current lot.

Before becoming a PR guy, he was an accountant. But he doesn't like to talk about that. And going back further, he went to Cambridge University and studied philosophy. Despite thousands of hours of thoughtful contemplation, he still hasn't worked out how that happened. The highlight of his university years was receiving a £300 travel grant to visit Prague and 'study philosophy'. It was a trip which ignited his love of Eastern Europe where he spends a lot of time writing and drinking black beer.

Other interests include wearing sunglasses and having his photograph taken. Visit his website for more info on this (allegedly) humorous man: www.iamthe.website

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Monday, 12 June 2017

Paradise Prison by Faith Mortimer - Review


Today I am giving my review of Paradise Prison by Faith Mortimer. I originally received this book in December 2016 directly from Faith in exchange for an honest review in time for the books publication date. It's taken me five months, but I finally feel able to put my thoughts down about this book. Faith has been lovely and understanding about my reasons for this delay, so please read on so I can explain. 

Paradise Prison

During a huge row, Gillian stands up to her abusive boyfriend. The consequences are horrendous and far-reaching.
Terrified, she flees her home, seeking anonymity abroad while coming to terms with the outcome of her actions.
In Portugal, Gillian meets Harry, a yachtsman, needing crew for his Atlantic Ocean-crossing. She applies for the job. Half-way into the journey, after confessing to her crime, Harry offers her refuge on an uninhabited island in the Caribbean which he says he owns.
Confused and depressed, Gillian imagines this is the answer to her problems. She needs time to lie low and consider her options; confront the authorities or live in obscurity? Harry is offering the perfect hiding place…or is he?
When things start going horribly wrong, she asks herself if she is alone on the island. But maybe the biggest question of all is why she gets the gut feeling Harry wants to keep her there at all costs?
What happens when she says … no?

My Review

Paradise Prison is the fourth book in the Dark Minds series by Faith Mortimer, which is a collection of stand alone novels. I hadn't read any of her other books but this sounded really interesting and I jumped at the chance to read and review it. 

The story kicks off immediately and I was sucked into what was happening and I really felt for Gillian, what she was having to deal with was horrendous and she ended up in a situation that wasn't her fault but she had to face the consequences. 

Gillian goes through both the fight and flight instinct in her situation. but ends up sticking with the flight option to deal with the aftermath. She escapes her life but ends up in a situation far worse than she would have done had she remained to face the music. 

Though I felt for Gillian, I don't think she is a particularly likeable character, but I'm not sure that she's supposed to be. Harry is also an unlikable character and he becomes worse and worse as the story goes on as you can imagine. Even though they were unlikable it didn't affect my reading enjoyment and I still wanted to know what happened. 

When we get to the island the story does become a bit repetitive, but this is important to the story and it helps build the monotony of life there and the feeling of isolation that Gillian feels. I also got a weird feeling of both freedom and claustrophobia which grew the longer Gillian is there. 

The story is really well written and it was something different than anything I have ever read in a thriller. 

Now this is the bit that's difficult to write for me, there's some things that happen later in the book (which I won't spoil obviously) that triggered an anxiety episode and I had to keep reading, but not in an enjoyable way, in a panicked way to find out what happened. I have never had this happen before while reading a book and I didn't know myself that this would happen to me. This isn't the fault of the author as giving any information about this bit of the book would be a spoiler and would ruin some of the suspense and tension. With this happening I didn't feel I could give an honest review as my irrational brain was just saying give it one star. This would not have been representative of how good the book actually is and would have just been a knee jerk response due to my own personal feelings. So I put three stars down as a compromise. I have tried to write this review countless times since, but have not managed until today. Now that I have been able to distance myself from my response and thought about the book and the story I have decided that a true rating is four stars and I will be amending Goodreads to reflect this. 

So yes I would recommend this book, I'm just sorry it's taken so long for me to be able to share my review with everyone.  

About The Author 


Faith Mortimer was born in Manchester and educated in Singapore, Malaya and Hampshire, England. A Registered nurse,then changed careers to oversee a number of travel and sport related companies. Faith is happily married and has two children. She lives in the south of England and so far, has written three series of books which are also, all standalone novels.



Thursday, 8 June 2017

The Silence by Katharine Johnson - Blog Tour Review and Guest Post


Today I am so pleased to be a part of the blog tour for The Silence by Katharine Johnson and I will be sharing my review and a special guest post from the author. 

The Silence

Doctor Abby Fenton has a rewarding career, a loving family, an enviable lifestyle - and a secret that could destroy everything. 
When human remains are discovered in the grounds of an idyllic Tuscan holiday home she is forced to confront the memories she has suppressed until now and relive the summer she spent at the villa in 1992. A summer that ended in tragedy. The nearer she gets to the truth the closer she comes to losing her sanity. 
In order to hold onto the people she loves most, she must make sure they never discover what she did. But the reappearance of someone else from that summer threatens to blow her secret wide open.

My Review

The Silence is absolutely full of twists and turns and kept me reading to see what happened next, meaning that I read this in one sitting. The story takes place in England and Tuscany and the description of Tuscany is amazing, I really felt I was there and the sun was warming my skin as I was reading. 

The story is told both in current time and with flash backs to 1992, the flashbacks were done really well and it really added to the story instead of taking you out of what was happening. It was also interesting finding out things as Abby found them out herself. I knew pretty much nothing about the story before I read it and I'm really glad about that as I feel that is definitely the best plan for reading The Silence. 

Abby was certainly an interesting character and very well developed, but she was not a likeable character to me, some of her decisions and things that she did were not the best. I think she's supposed to be unlikeable though and it certainly took absolutely nothing away from the story, I just wanted to know everything! 

I'd definitely recommend this and I will be keeping my eye out for more from Katharine Johnson in the future. 

I gave The Silence 5 stars.

Guest Post - Book Hangover

This post is about things that get you all discombobulated once they are over, like a meal you never want to end, films you could watch over and over again and songs you could listen to on repeat, all day, every day.

There are just 8 simple questions:
Who are you and what do you do?
I’m a mum, magazine journalist, writer, reader, dreamer and procrastinator. I live in Berkshire with my husband Mike, our three children and our spaniel Monty.
What gives you an actual hangover?
Red wine
What television programme?
I love The Apprentice – largely because I wouldn’t last five minutes on it!
What film?
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched The Talented Mr Ripley – to me it’s a perfect film.
What song?
Elbow’s One Day Like This
What food?
I’m addicted to avocados (although oddly enough when I first tasted one as a teenager I thought it was so disgusting I fainted.)
Which person/people?
My family
And finally, … Which book?
That is so hard! The Great Gatsby because it’s beautifully written

About The Author


Katharine Johnson grew up in Bristol and now divides her time between Berkshire and Lucca, Italy. After doing a History degree she trained to be a journalist and has worked for a variety of magazines, writing about everything including the kitchen sink. She's loved writing since childhood and wrote her first book aged nine. When not writing she can usually be found walking her spaniel, doing the school run, playing netball or playing house in a stately home where she is a room guide. 
Katharine loves to hear from readers so if you fancy a chat do get in touch.

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Tuesday, 23 May 2017

Brick by Conrad Jones - Blog Tour Review


Today I am super excited to be kicking off the blog tour alongside Chelle's Book Reviews for Brick by Conrad Jones. 

Brick 

When a teenager is the victim of an unprovoked attack while walking his dog, a murder investigation begins. A cruel twist of fate makes his innocent family the targets of a vicious campaign of terror. As the detectives of Liverpool’s Major Investigation Team try to contain the violence, several key members of an organised crime family begin to topple, causing shock waves across the world. 

Why was the teenager attacked?

And will the villains be brought to justice? 

My Review

Well, where do I start with this book?

Bryn, the main character, is just a normal 14 year old boy going about his life when a chance occurrence irreparably changes his and his family's life . This book just shows how one moment can completely change everything. Bryn is absolutely lovely and throughout the book I was hoping against hope that things would work out for him. I didn't think I'd get behind a teenage boy as much as I did and that just shows how well written the character is. I actually found all the characters believable in one way or another and DI Braddick was really interesting. 

It was really interesting to see gangs/crime families based in the UK as I think all other gang related books I have read have been based in America. Their workings are so intricate and how each affects the other is fascinating and just incredibly well written. It's also terrifying to think just how much influence some people can have and the lengths some people will go to. The story also shows the extreme grit and brutally of the gangland in Liverpool, so this book is not for the faint of heart! 

Brick is extremely fast paced and I flew through it, following each character and seeing how all the stories intertwine and overlap. It's definitely a hold onto your pants and edge of your seat kind of read and you'll find yourself arguing with the characters when they're doing things that are beyond baffling! There are so many intricate goings on that I just can't do the story justice in any description I can come up with and I definitely don't want to spoil anything by going into too much detail. 

Overall an excellent book and one I just couldn't put down. If you are a fan of grittier and hard hitting crime stories based in the UK, then this book is definitely for you! 

I gave this book 4 stars. 

About The Author


I am Conrad Jones a 50-year-old Author, originally from a sleepy green-belt called Tarbock Green, which is situated on the outskirts of Liverpool. I spent a number of years living in Holyhead, Anglesey, which I class as my home, before starting a career as a trainee manger with McDonalds Restaurants in 1989. I worked in management at McDonalds Restaurants Ltd from 1989-2002, working my way up to Business Consultant (area manager) working in the corporate and franchised departments.

In March 1993 I was managing the Restaurant in Warrington`s Bridge St when two Irish Republican Army bombs exploded directly outside the store, resulting in the death of two young boys and many casualties. Along with hundreds of other people there that day I was deeply affected by the attack, which led to a long-term interest in the motivation and mind set of criminal gangs. I began to read anything crime related that I could get my hands on.

I link this experience with the desire to write books on the subject, which came much later on due to an unusual set of circumstances. Because of that experience my early novels follow the adventures of an elite counter terrorist unit, The Terrorist Task Force, and their leader, John Tankersley, or `Tank`and they are the Soft Target Series, which have been described by a reviewer as ‘Reacher on steroids’.  

I had no intentions of writing until 2007, when I set off on an 11-week tour of the USA. The Day before I boarded the plane, Madeleine McCann disappeared and all through the holiday I followed the American news reports which had little or no information about her. I didn't realise it at the time, but the terrible kidnap would inspire my book, The Child Taker years later. During that trip, I received news that my house had been burgled and my work van and equipment were stolen. That summer was the year when York and Tewksbury were flooded by a deluge and insurance companies were swamped with claims. They informed me that they couldn't do anything for weeks and that returning home would be a wasted journey. Rendered unemployed on a beach in Clearwater, Florida, I decided to begin my first book, Soft Target. I have never stopped writing since. I have recently completed my 17th novel, SHADOWS, something that never would have happened but for that burglary and my experiences in Warrington.

As far as my favourite series ever, it has to be James Herbert’s, The Rats trilogy. The first book did for me what school books couldn’t. It fascinated me, triggered my imagination and gave me the hunger to want to read more. I waited years for the second book, The Lair, and Domain, the third book to come out and they were amazing. Domain is one of the best books I have ever read. In later years, Lee Child, especially the early books, have kept me hypnotised on my sunbed on holiday as has Michael Connelley and his Harry Bosch Series.  

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Monday, 15 May 2017

Hereafter by LeeAnne Hansen - Book Review


I am really excited to be revealing my review for Hereafter (A Southern Haunting Book 2) by LeeAnne Hansen today as I read it a few weeks ago and I have been busting to talk about it, but I couldn't share until after it had been released.

Hereafter

Forced to live and run a business with a woman who shattered his heart years ago, and without his father's help, Charles' life is far from ideal. Renown as a ladies' man, Charles now finds himself coming up short on women, charm and even dead bodies for his mortuary. He knows who is to blame for all this, even if he hasn't the slightest idea why she is causing him so much torment ... 

Samantha has been given a second chance even though she knows that she does not deserve one. Now haunted by her past, she fled from a life she was desperate to escape, only to collide with the man who once held her heart but now wishes nothing but to crush it. Has she just run from a smouldering fire to an even deadlier one? 

As the night grows darker and storms brew on the horizon, both Charles and Samantha realise that the past is not an easy ghost to shake and the future is rarely predictable.

My Review

When ever I review one of LeeAnne's novels, I always end up gushing because I just love them so much (See my reviews of Yonder and Ghost Light). I don't know how to put into words just how much I enjoy her books and that means that I end up waffling so apologies in advance for this one! 

Hereafter follows the same time line as Yonder and starts by going through each of Isabelle's birthdays, except they are from the point of view of Samantha and Charles instead. Having read Yonder and already knowing each scene, it was incredibly interesting to see the exact same thing from a different perspective and it shows just how much things can be missed or misunderstood when you only know one side of a story. 

When the story kicks into the present day (1940's) it then follows Charles and Samantha as they struggle with the situation they have been forced into. As I learnt more about both of them I came to love them the same way I did with Isabel and Benjamin in Yonder. I honestly never thought I would change my opinion of Charles, I thought he was pompous and a bit of an ass, but I did change my mind after getting to know him better. Another lesson learnt there, that you shouldn't judge someone until you get to know them. 

They are some really beautiful moments throughout the book, some quieter moments which are so important but that can be over looked. The talks that Charles and Samantha have over the years about the stars and Peter Pan are just so sweet. Samantha also has some moments with a girl called Wendy and they were so touching and poignant, that they have stayed with me log after I finished the book. 

The haunting in Hereafter is a lot more subtle than in Yonder, and I liked how it was incorporated into the story. I enjoyed the subtlety and I thought it worked very well with being a "lighter" haunting as there is a bit more darkness in the main story line. 

Overall an absolutely excellent story and another love for me, I can already tell you a spoiler for my twelve days of Christmas, that this book will be on my list of the twelve top books of the year. I am also incredibly excited for the next instalment of A Southern Haunting and finding out what happened between Eve and Doug. 

I gave Hereafter ALL THE STARS! 

About The Author


If you'd like to know more about LeeAnne, I interviewed her last year as part of my review for the audio book release of Yonder, you check that out here.

LeeAnne Hansen was born in Paris, grew up in Oklahoma and now lives in sunny southern California with her husband and cats. She enjoys writing, acting and playing bass guitar. She can be seen gracing the stage in various theatres or even directing. She is a graduate of the American Musical and Dramatic Academy in New York City and has studied art and astronomy. She also thoroughly enjoys long walks on the beach.

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